Today’s Track : New Order – Turn My Way

I don't wanna be like other people are
Don't wanna own a key, don't wanna wash my car
Don't wanna have to work like other people do
I wanted to be free, I wanted to be true
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If vegetables could talk…part two…

Tomato – Man this stop light is long.
Celery – Hey check out these guys pulling up to us with their decked out car.
Carrot – You think they’ve got their music loud enough?
Tomato – Yeah those are some crazy beets.
Celery – You mean you like the music?
Tomato – No, I mean those beets in the car are crazy.
Celery – So you don’t like the music?
Carrot – Ok I’m thoroughly confused but those guys are revving their engine. You think I should race them?
Celery – Those guys look like rookie racers. You're a seasoned vegetarian. Hell yeah you can totally take them.
Carrot – You mean seasoned veteran.
Celery – No I mean you're a seasoned vegetarian. You know, you're "experienced" in the art of street racing.
Carrot – Um…yeah, I'm a seasoned vegetarian.
Tomato – Hey guys, the light just turned green and those crazy beets took off.
Carrot – Fuck.
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You know what I hate? Restaurants that are crazy expensive and the food is mediocre. It’s this little air of elitism that they create with their absurd prices and everyone is fooled into thinking that it’s a decent restaurant. It’s like if I took one of my dirty smelly socks and put a price tag of $1000 on it and did some marketing, I could convince some rich asshole somewhere that it’s exotic fashion.